bill-swift - October 17, 2016
As you know, I'm informally betrothed to the magically tanned thumper on the derriere side of Italian model Claudia Romani. A lovely transplant to our nation's shores by way of the Miami bikini model lifestyle. We have the kind of relationship where I largely pine away for that ridiculously hot asstastic, and that lust inducing badonkadonk largely ignores me. I know. Love.
Claudia took exhibitionism by way of thong on the beach to a whole new level with a denim thong. I'm not sure I've ever seen such a thing before, but I was immediately jealous and asked Santa to make me one for Christmas. Not a denim thong for myself, I want to be the one that Claudia slips on over her fun parts and pouts in the air alongside her heavenly cheeks. Oh, to be jeanswear in the place where jeans ride a hot woman. I'm coming, darling. Save me a seat. Enjoy.
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